In France with Friends: PARIS Pt 2

PARIS

Part 2wo of 3hree

Navigate Paris by the monuments. That’s what our new friend Philippe told us (more on him later).

It is really not difficult to find your way around Paris. It costs you enough to get there so TAKE THE TIME to make your must-see wish list in advance and mark the monuments and cathedrals on your map(s) with a highlighter.

Seek out Ile de la Cité and Ile St Louis and use them as your frame of reference. Why? Because they are central on the Seine, and that is key for Paris—today, and a millennium ago.

Also, get to know some of the bridges—they are all different, they are really cool, and they help you locate yourself.

And if you are with your spouse or significant other, the bridges of Paris are inarguably, indisputably, compass-neutral landmarks (says me).

Now, be prepared to walk your buns off. We did—averaged almost 10 km a day until it hurt!

Henri lV at Square du Vert Galant

Place Vendome

Place de l'Opéra

Place des Victoires

Not only did we see most of what we wanted to see, but we also had encounters with and the joy of experiencing what we just stumbled upon along the way. We were on an unplanned bonus fitness program that included copious amounts of wine and lots of French things to eat ... didn’t gain an ounce (ou, un gramme - peut-être!).

Place de la Bastille

Place République

NOTE: there are a few things we would recommend missing, if not, avoiding:

Avoid the upper streets of Montmartre adjacent to the cathedral during peak tourist times. That was like flies to shit. (excusez le langage)

Maybe avoid getting on or off the metro at the Chatelet metro station. It’s quite possibly the busiest in Paris and the crisscrossing tunnels and caverns and stairs and occasional unserviceable escalators are enough to make a grown man cry, especially if he was already miserable from the stresses of hunger, thirst, neurothlipsis and predilection to agorophobia.

URINE ALERT: Learn how to hyperventilate and squint so you can hold your breath long enough, and see without your eyes watering while walking under certain bridges along the Seine, or when you turn a corner into an alley off the beaten track ... In all big cities, there'll be some drunkard from the night before who has urinated on the street after consuming litres of alcoholic beverages—most likely male gender.